I WOULD USE THIS EMOJI SO MUCH
i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck
when you’re trying to talk to your friend but they keep ignoring you
when kids stare at you for a long time
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
party at my house bring food then leave
NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL
The booty got me like