weedvibes:

I WOULD USE THIS EMOJI SO MUCH

sleepyhcllow:

i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck

magicul:

when you’re trying to talk to your friend but they keep ignoring you

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

beyonceprivilege:

dion-thesocialist:

Why are there so many songs on the radio lately that say “fuck skinny bitches?”

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postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

mexi-cant:

The booty got me like